Programming is always a stressed work. But it still is fun and creative. Here are some of the programmers comments collected during stumbling. Starting with my favourite 😀
//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to ‘optimize’ this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 16
//
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#define TRUE FALSE
//Happy debugging suckers
========
//You are not expected to understand the following
and
//If you can’t do pointer math in your sleep, while
//driving a car backwards on the freeway,
//you shouldn’t change this routine.
and
//Yes, this is stupid. no it wasn’t planned. Drunken
//Lemurs change the spec every day. Check your mail.
//US Postal mail, not email. They’re not that advanced.
========
//Don’t touch it or ninja will punish you
========
//Dear future me. Please forgive me.
//I can’t even begin to express how sorry I am.
========
// I don’t know why I need this, but it stops the people being upside-down
x = -x;
========
return 1; // returns 1
========
Exception up = new Exception(“Something is really wrong.”);
throw up; //ha ha
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//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows
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// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.
=======
// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
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Proves not to screw with programmers :D.
Source:Google,rachvela,stackoverflow.
Funny and Creative Programmers comments
22 01 2010Programming is always a stressed work. But it still is fun and creative. Here are some of the programmers comments collected during stumbling. Starting with my favourite 😀
//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to ‘optimize’ this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 16
//
=======
#define TRUE FALSE
//Happy debugging suckers
========
//You are not expected to understand the following
and
//If you can’t do pointer math in your sleep, while
//driving a car backwards on the freeway,
//you shouldn’t change this routine.
and
//Yes, this is stupid. no it wasn’t planned. Drunken
//Lemurs change the spec every day. Check your mail.
//US Postal mail, not email. They’re not that advanced.
========
//Don’t touch it or ninja will punish you
========
//Dear future me. Please forgive me.
//I can’t even begin to express how sorry I am.
========
// I don’t know why I need this, but it stops the people being upside-down
x = -x;
========
return 1; // returns 1
========
Exception up = new Exception(“Something is really wrong.”);
throw up; //ha ha
=======
//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows
=======
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.
=======
// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
=======
Proves not to screw with programmers :D.
Source:Google,rachvela,stackoverflow.
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