Ideas @ nit

Ever been in the place when you get some ideas at the sleepy night and you are in no mood to carry on with the thought . So you decide to make a note of that and then carry on with that thought the very next day. But when the morning arrives you are totally lost with the notes made the last night. The notes made the last night seem totally strange and makes absolutely no meaning, and are also funny when they makes no meaning.  Well i’m also part of those group, Been having a loads of such notes still trying to make meaning of those , here are a few of those

• Part time genius, Full time stupid
• A cook is one who cooks, One who cooks is a cook.
• Facts are facts, only to fake.
• Fishing never works well with bait.
• Fire on fire, Rain get wet.
• A plane comes down to bomb. All old people middle of nowhere. Its an experiment. A glum story writer from a garage writes this story. Gives us with some reason for continuity.
• The end is the begin to the end.
• Dont go where there is path. Go where there is no path and leave a trail.
• Past fight with the present to damage the future.
• I dont have amnesia , I just forget stuff.
• Truth restructured until truth is hidden.
• The path of life with no thorns. Then you are in the wrong path.
• If diamond cuts diamond , then wat cut the first diamond.
• When others are the rain, ill be the sand.
• Sooner or later it happens.
• There are never enough hours in a day . But always too many days before saturday.
• Bend they rules or break the rules foremu matter for those when dont read the rules.

😀 . No idea on what these are supposed to mean. Still its fun to read this the next day when it makes no sense .

Funny and Creative Programmers comments

Programming is always a stressed work. But it still is fun and creative. Here are some of the programmers comments collected during stumbling. Starting with my favourite 😀

//

// Dear maintainer:

//

// Once you are done trying to ‘optimize’ this routine,

// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,

// please increment the following counter as a warning

// to the next guy:

//

// total_hours_wasted_here = 16

//

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#define TRUE FALSE

//Happy debugging suckers

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//You are not expected to understand the following

and

//If you can’t do pointer math in your sleep, while

//driving a car backwards on the freeway,

//you shouldn’t change this routine.

and

//Yes, this is stupid. no it wasn’t planned. Drunken

//Lemurs change the spec every day. Check your mail.

//US Postal mail, not email. They’re not that advanced.

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//Don’t touch it or ninja will punish you

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//Dear future me. Please forgive me.

//I can’t even begin to express how sorry I am.

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// I don’t know why I need this, but it stops the people being upside-down

x = -x;

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return 1; // returns 1

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Exception up = new Exception(“Something is really wrong.”);

throw up; //ha ha

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//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing

//Now, God only knows

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// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will

// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets

// released into the public.

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// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

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Proves not to screw with programmers :D.

Source:Google,rachvela,stackoverflow.

Google April 1st Prank

Was eager to check out what prank google is going to pull out for this april. They have went with Youtube. All video layouts has been flipped upside down..  Not stopping with tat google has even added tips on how to view this inverted videos 😀 . 

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The 24 paise Bill

Had  a ISP service for 1 year . Then as i got a better offer decided to disconnect the service last year , Even after confirmation from then saying my connection has been disconnected , Net Bills din stop coming…

After lots of arguments with customer care for many months it was finally decided tat i should pay then the final amount of 800.24rs and then no more bill would come from then after tat.

with tat bill in hand went to the billing center , they billing guy rounded the bill to 800 and the bill was settled.

Then started the 24ps problem. Started getting bill for 24ps. Din want to go till Billing center to ask why this bill nor to pay.. so ignored it ..  but this continued for another 6 months, though no fine was made for non payment of the bill..  all 6 months it was the same 24ps bill..

Seem lik the ISP billing server was very sincere in keeping track of the records.. decided to make a visit to the billing center..  Had a funny time thr asking thm to make a bill for 24ps..  atlast made a payment and finished with this problem atlast..